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Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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Happy Anniversary!

Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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Time for an intervention

Sierra Madre - 20/10/2019 04:00

Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML

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Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML

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Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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Noname - 14/03/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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123Puppy 33

Tuesday 21 December 2021 13:31

Wow. You sound really irresponsible.

1known 31

Tuesday 21 December 2021 11:11

You clearly both screwed it up. Time for make-up sex. Enjoy!

1known 31

Tuesday 21 December 2021 11:11

You clearly both screwed it up. Time for make-up sex. Enjoy!

123Puppy 33

Tuesday 21 December 2021 13:31

Wow. You sound really irresponsible.

Dirtysalamander1 13

Tuesday 21 December 2021 21:17

don't just say whoops. tf is wrong with you?

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 22 December 2021 7:15

You are a terrible wife and owe him an apology *******.

slhiggx 17

Thursday 23 December 2021 7:26

Seriously. I mean if he was at a restaurant waiting for you, this didn’t sneak up on you. Shame on you. Put more effort into your marriage. Idk how much you do put in, but I see what is easily forgotten by you.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 24 December 2021 3:30

Wow..... sounds like you both need to grow up. You act like a couple of 14-year-olds, yelling at each other about who did or didn't do what. Now, if he was waiting at the restaurant, couldn't he have called you instead of sitting there making himself look like a fool? Sheesh.

ShortCaffinatedTitan 11

Friday 24 December 2021 10:01

You yelled at your adult husband for not doing his chores? Also for staying out pass his curfew?? Seriously WTF? Second of all why didn't he call you if you were late/didn't show within a reasonable time? Both of you need to grow up and realise shit happens and having a tantrum over it won't help.