Work Pranked real good

Pranked real good

kekumbas - 05/05/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

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no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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If the shoe fits…

marina1686 - 20/09/2019 20:00

Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML

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failingyetagain - 20/07/2015 22:17 - United Kingdom - Barrow Upon Soar

Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML

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I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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All in a day's work

Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

glockjaw 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:03

Lmao! I eat dicks!

glockjaw 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:03

Lmao! I eat dicks!

UnluckyDom 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 5:25

NO NO SQUARE. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFL!!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

Horde 8

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:11

#1 - grab a "post it" and a marker and make one. quite difficult.

glockjaw 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:16

I assumed bumper sticker, but thanks for pointing out that you're this FML's first asshole #3!

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:20

... and they shouldn't have said anything. They were getting dinner and a show.

cwdeus 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:55

#3 Yes, because everyone did that to themselves on purpose before going to work.

LilKonvicted 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:57

So... Do you wear diapers?

danielleFML 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:00

lmfao this is one of the best FYL

had_a_bad_day 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:04

well as long as the diapers wernt affecting their food

philadelphianus 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:12

haha i have never in my life heard it called a no-no square. i have heard zone though. once when i was 14 my friends and i bought a talking teddy bear and recorded our voices saying, 'i'm going to touch you in your no-no zone' and then we gave it to another friend who was at work at rite aide. because we hung out at rite aide. wait, thats sad, fml.