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Powerful left foot

tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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baseball25635 - 01/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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- 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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powerless - 14/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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Saturday 22 October 2011 16:08

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

lexxiii 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:05

Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...

popcynical 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:20

Pick it up and throw it, Smalls.

likeabawse 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:10

The real question is... what kind of football?

KaelaKhaotic 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:14

Get better aim. Haha. :]

Bently24 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:39

You never kick a football like a soccer ball, only the way it's suppost to be kicked

wellnowthatsucks 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:28

Except in this case, it IS a soccer ball. Notice how OP said "car park" and not parking lot

SilverBelle13 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:56

Is this... Soccer?

supersailor32 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:01

jesus! how hard did you kick the damn thing?!

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:49

Did you run like hell?

SteveTonyY 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:00

And the crowd went wild!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:05

Sick kick, dude.

leadman1989 15

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:13

Like a good neighbor state farm is there. With a new window, cookies and vodka!

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