Health, Insects, Fear Painful Power washed out

Power washed out

jokada - 10/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML

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hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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Panic on the streets of…

Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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Another pro-shoe argument

where's the epipen - - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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Invasion

Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Eresbel 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:27

Yeah... that was pretty much YDI.

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:30

Wow. That is a YDI, but I would have done the same thing.

negaymer 0

Monday 11 May 2009 8:01

You didn't stop to think that an incredibly-pressurized stream of water at point blank range might hurt? Why do you think people don't just THROW bullets at each other? Force = PAIN. Dumbass.

grazynaanka 0

Monday 11 May 2009 8:13

hahahahaha this is freaking hilarous.

1220AA 0

Monday 11 May 2009 8:25

okay i know im dumb buhh what does YDI mean.??

the_boss_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 8:39

#67 think about it. You Deserve It=YDI. but OP thats hella funny haha

redbluegreen 40

Monday 11 May 2009 8:44

#57, I love you. hahaha.

Shshshar_ssscene 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:39

yeah my powerwasher comes with a warning that goes something like "hey idiot if you spray this at a bee it will hurt like a bitch and people will laugh there asses off" you know something like that YDI

rhianna060 8

Monday 11 May 2009 10:01

Yea your not alone on this one. While I haven't done it I told my neighbor he had a big stain of dirt on his leg while he was power washing his house. Yep sprayed it and ending up with a nice sized gash- between trying not to laugh i drove him to the hospital.