Poor performance dude

crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Let's see what the judges have to say. I know Paula liked it. She's drunk so she likes everything.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

You should give him another chance. Who knows? Maybe he'll crawl into the fetal position next time.

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Crackers25 0

FYI. It's BUCK-naked. For your sake I really hope you're a MAL-educated redneck, too young, or mentally deficient. Otherwise you're a moron. P.s. Your story sounds way too good to be true.

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Crackers25 0

LOL! Oregon! Haha figures. Are you sure it wasn't in your ass?! Lol

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HeyHey_Star 3

Who knows maybe he only needed a few seconds to get buff?

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dodge_chick 0

Sounds like my ex-husband...3 pump chump!

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Caliborn_06 11

Sounds like a winner!!!!

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Kforest 0

that's when you pick up your clothes & dip lol.,

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