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By Anonymous - 23/01/2026 00:00

Today, to prove to my wife that she's incapable of leaving on time, I told her we needed to leave by 6 and gave her no further reminders. At 6:45 she “still need 5 more minutes.” Then she got mad when she came downstairs at 7:20 and I was in my pyjamas, because what's the fucking point leaving now? FML
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FluffythePink 23

Given the level of disrespect she has for spending time with you, you should insist on couples counselling. That way you can get a professional to suggest she gets checked for ADHD and the other neuro spicy things that have 'time blindness' as an indicator. That way you aren't 'getting at her' about it. If it turns out she's just not giving a flying **** about spending time with you and friends/family then you might want to have a long think about the relationship as a whole.

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DLBL 20

I had that situation. Now I tell the slow person we have to leave an hour before we actually have to leave. It has helped a lot. We get places on time.

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FluffythePink 23

Given the level of disrespect she has for spending time with you, you should insist on couples counselling. That way you can get a professional to suggest she gets checked for ADHD and the other neuro spicy things that have 'time blindness' as an indicator. That way you aren't 'getting at her' about it. If it turns out she's just not giving a flying **** about spending time with you and friends/family then you might want to have a long think about the relationship as a whole.

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DLBL 20

I had that situation. Now I tell the slow person we have to leave an hour before we actually have to leave. It has helped a lot. We get places on time.

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