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tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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Good one

Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

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same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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starlalove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:03

:D He's really funny!

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

Luvmehateme292 0

Friday 18 March 2011 3:02

Ha! At least he has the balls to walk into a gas station and buy a box of tampons with no girl in sight! I don't know any guys that would do that! 

hochrote 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:42

I'm guessing you were hinting to condoms... Unless you were just being a bitch and snapping at him right then. =P

ohyess909 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 18:51

comments talk for themselves

TWEWY 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 0:18

That's actually kind of nice of him, I guess XD

Poilo_fml 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:12

Apparentley you are

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:18

you should have shove those tampons up his ass

sweetalicious 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 11:15

that's an epic win for him :) ydi for being bitchy!

DonovanRiddick 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:12

How rude of him

FAYUL12345100 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:21

How could he have known what you wanted?

arielzbkny 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 7:44

Why did u answer "I guess"? Why didn't u tell him exactly what u want? That ur fault 4 him gettin u the tampons u weren't specific.

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