Intimacy Please, no more!

Please, no more!

Cyberella - 17/07/2009 05:36 - Australia

Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Anonymous - 08/02/2024 21:00

Today, at a big family wedding, my great nana shared quite loudly with us that most of the people in the pub wouldn’t exist if at 15 she hadn’t dumped her lying boyfriend, then made herself feel better by losing her virginity to an Italian waiter and accidentally becoming pregnant with my grandma. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Liquid fun

Cat - 13/06/2010 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

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sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

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dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

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Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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MissyMayhem 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:10

Naughty grandma!

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 17 July 2009 12:18

Well...at least you learned to not get her drunk again :D.

Pastor_Rich 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:46

liquor does it again.... enough said

twilight_addict 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:47

How is this an FML? I mean I can see it being your grandpa's FML. Example: 'Today, my wife of ____ year(s) got drunk at my granddaughters engagement party. While she was drunk she told everyone about our sex life and how each time when we have sex she fakes an ******. FML ' So technically this isn't your FML it's your grandpa's

tonyjerfita 5

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:33

We dgaf bcaz it's still funy

mattalexa 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:54

i agree with number 8

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Friday 17 July 2009 13:02

I feel bad for your grandpa. Everything he once was proud of as a man is gone. She castrated him. :(

aimbug 42

Thursday 1 October 2015 3:59

I wouldn't go that far.

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

Friday 17 July 2009 13:09

I am pretty sure you all secretly didn't regret it

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Friday 17 July 2009 13:09

Today, at my granddaughter's engagement party, my nieces thought it would be funny to get me drunk. They regretted it when I told them, and everyone else at the party about my sex life and how I fake orgasms with my husband. FML