Miscellaneous: Pissed

Pissed

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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You deserved it 3 114

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Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 678

By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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You deserved it 3 614

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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You deserved it 3 766

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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You deserved it 198

By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 3 304

By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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You deserved it 46 051

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2018 01:30

Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 309

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 1 432

By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 741

summerloolooloo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:08

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

zombzomb 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:12

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

Comments

Geo77_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:04

man that's horrible, that's a definate fml.

IDOLGIRL 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:10

if you were wearing shorts, why did he pee on you "the whole time"?? why didn't you say or do something about it at the get-go? YDI for letting him whiz on you. Or maybe you're into golden showers?

mekarski1008 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:15

Well, there's an upside to wearing shorts, you can wipe the piss off. Other than that, FYL

mfmylifesrsly 29

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:06

agree 34. if they were jeans you'd have smelly jeans all day D:

nadsm 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:12

but it's freezing and snowy in virginia right now. he shouldn't be wearing shorts anyway...

MetroidSlayer01 8

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:14

45 Ftw!!!

pjfromok 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:16

PWNT!!!!

Latiote 6

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:06

was he pregnant?

fylreally 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:38

How in the **** do you piss violently. Now, I can see ******** violently.

bkenney 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:04

you're hot :P

michael32123 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:43

"Today, I went to take a shit in a toilet, a fat kid went in the stall next to me and started ******** violently and it got on me the whole time. FML"