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Pish yerself

breyn - - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Anonymous - 13/10/2022 12:00

Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML

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Misspoopypants - 25/07/2017 05:00

Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML

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half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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sarad206 - 19/02/2014 21:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning the bathrooms at work. An older gentlemen came in and needed to use it. He said to me "Oh no, PLEASE stay, just don't look." I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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Steve-noh - 10/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML

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lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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MrSarary 26

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:51

Yeah well guess who's getting a bad hair cut next time he comes in? FYL indeed OP.

MDoremis 38

Thursday 19 February 2015 9:03

That's disgusting and rude. Sorry you had to clean that up, OP!

hazzamyman 11

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:28

Old people.....They know how to play the game.

Eleora 19

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:41

Norja 33

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:45

Old people get away with so much!

roys1girl 18

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:48

How disrespectful and rude.

phoenix3423 14

Thursday 19 February 2015 10:52

I do hope it was because he was ashamed of his accident. If not Karmas a bitch. Either way what a sucky thing to happen. Hope tomorrow is better.

russfml 31

Thursday 19 February 2015 11:51

You should have replied, actually I have a tip for you.. Adult diapers

StickyPickles 33

Thursday 19 February 2015 12:03

Total dick thing to do and say. No shame at all

Metthew 15

Thursday 19 February 2015 13:41

Guess you can cross out 'gentleman'.

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Thursday 19 February 2015 14:52

jokes on him,he may look good but he smells like piss

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Thursday 19 February 2015 14:55

I'm a hair dresser as well... People don't realize the power we have with shears and what we can do to your hair the next time they come in, if they ever do. Sorry OP, that really was unnecessary!