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turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

luis420 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:58

I like turtles but love shelby Ducker :) 4810 :)

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:04

Why the hell is your stupid comment up here three times?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:09

ok troll chill out we get it.

je_suis_fml 11

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:47

Ok 56, we get it!

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:03

yah he's fine, just dead.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:05

ok idk why that comment went through three times

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

kendallhi 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

SAVE THE TURTLES!!!

YummiGummi 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

MR TURTLE :,[

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

Talk about the worst day ever.

iSurf_fml 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:01

Eh, you tried, karma can be good.

ashley3610 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:01

awww poor turtle :(

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Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML

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Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

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Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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Today, I changed my 2009 new year's resolution to lose my virginity to my 2010 new year's resolution. FML

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