Picky picky

booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
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bballer4life895 13

Tell him to stop "picking" on you! Lol :)

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football98_fml 20

wtf did i just read

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Goblin182 26

Well, you basically dared him.

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xRezSynn 15

Thats disgusting, probably gonna get thumbs down...i dont get this

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lbrown66 12

You were asking for it with a comment like that and his finger already within firing range

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anniemeece 23

My boyfriend's done that. :p "I can pick you, and your nose!"

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lifeofpie25 16

tht sucks.If hr can put it in your nose then u need to get a new one

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gloooooria 14

Needs to get a new what? Nose? Because that makes total sense. Or a new BF? Oh yeah, that makes sense too. He was just playing around. It's a finger in a nose. It could be much worse. Like a wet willy. Now that's freaking SICK!

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Yolandababy2 14

Don't know about you but once I'm physically hurt my instant reaction is to fight you. And your boyfriend would of got ****** up for my hurt nose lol

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AtomicDiamond87 15

I'm the same way but jokingly-wise its set aside for fun. Never had a funny boyfriend before? Even if it was painful i'm sure he would make up for it. Its not like it was a whole hand up her nose lmao

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