Pest control

sigh - 13/04/2016 02:10 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my new neighbor offered to "humanely capture and relocate" the squirrels in my attic. He then "humanely" shot at them with a BB gun, and the "relocated" them into his stomach once they were killed. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
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jrodjets 3

And big deal. People shoot and eat squirrels all the time. If you want you can go squirrel hunting when ever. Don't need tags or anything

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manuwish 9

uhm..what is the place called where you live?

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SecundusSecunda 27

The FML said OP posted from North Carolina

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manuwish 9

it sounds a little outbackish..or redneckish..the question is, if you want to live outside the city and be closer to nature, why were those sqirrels even bothering you? because of their almost inaudible little scuttle at night?

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FailStaff 15

Killing squirrels is against the law in most if not all states

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tbro47 23

It's actually not. So long as it's not in a populated area of course. Generally done in a forest.

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Nezah 6

I see nothing wrong really. If it was a clean kill and they didn't suffer

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jsaw9509 5

send him to my house I got one in my attic I can't seem to catch lol

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Muerteds 18

You're new to the South, aren't you? ;)

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