Pervs, pervs everywhere

Anonymous - 11/08/2012 10:33 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years-old. FML
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Brool_Story_Co 17

This is why we cover our mouths when we yawn.

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KiiwiiRox 6

I hope you punched him right after. That's sick and wrong...

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rivaraven 35

And why exactly didn't you cover your mouth with your hand? YDI.

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DocBastard 38

Yes. Sometimes men kiss men. This should not come as a shock to you.

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IOmnomHard 10

No need to be snotty. I just think it's safe to assume it would have been less awkward if OP was a girl.

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captainburke 5

No big about it being your first kiss but that's just gross I'd hit him and get off of the bus

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mariazzz 5

Technically if you didn't kiss the person back it wasn't a kiss. Next time cover your mouth when you yawn

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samikitty961 8

Well now you've got a good story to tell if someone asks you about your first kiss.

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jess183xp 1

I'd vomit if that happened to me, but it won't because I cover my mouth while yawning

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SquishFish 15

Haha hope you bit down as hard as you could OP!

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mhopper 13

Or with a huge bug flying into his mouth! I would have preferred the bug to this.

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