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Anonymous - 18/07/2013 18:16 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Pissed

Anonymous - 26/11/2025 00:00

Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML

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Anonymous - - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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All over the place

nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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pukeytimes - - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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College life

Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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kathii01 20

Friday 19 July 2013 2:10

I doubt you passed out from only 3 beers yourself. Seems like you didn't listen to your own rule.

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:11

Did you follow your own drink limit? No. So why would anyone else listen if you dont follow your own rules?

disney_blonde 16

Friday 19 July 2013 20:54

Apparently your own 'drink limit' didnt stop you from passing out when you still had guests over...

pnutbutternjelly 15

Saturday 20 July 2013 2:01

YDI because you either passed out due to surpassing your own limit, or you meant you passed out as in went to sleep in which case you invited people over and then went to sleep early while your guests were still over, meaning you shouldn't have had a party in the first place.

furbyface711 9

Saturday 20 July 2013 2:34

You can't set a drink limit at a party...

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 6:33

Best way to set a drink limit....don't buy any...YDI for either feather weight drinker or not adhering to your own rule.

melkymac101 17

Saturday 20 July 2013 7:51

Did this guy really say "shat"? The hell?!

caligirllife 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 7:59

Who the hell sets a limit for a party?

pitbullover808 2

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:41

Did you really expect them to?

Dusty_Busters 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:32

Haha you tried to set a drink limit at a party?? That's one of most retarded things I've ever heard (read).

rebelmonster 3

Sunday 21 July 2013 10:27

You shouldn't be drinking when you're hosting. You need to be coherent so you can be proactive and attentive. Unless you want your home/property to be destroyed and/or stolen.