Parents always know

Anonymous - 07/08/2013 22:24 - Egypt

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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33Chilidog 6

Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

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Nyx_fml 23

I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

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ohhey_di 10

Why didn't you throw them away yourself... Do you really want that all over your room?

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davincidasecond 24

Even if she's incorrect and it's not semen, that's pretty sloppy and nasty. Clean up after yourself for goodness' sake ...

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tegraturbo2000 15

even if she is correct that is still nasty but idk whats worse that or the fact his mom is examining his used tissues

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xClary12 7

That's why you dispose of her "potential grandchildren" in the bathroom.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

YDI for not following her wishes and going out getting a bunch of girls pregnant. I'm sure she'd prefer that.

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Axel5238 29

Gross, if you are leaving tissues around you might want to clean the keyboard after you pick up the kleenex. You're lucky about those old stories about masturbation leads to blindness aren't true. You'd be a **** or 2 away from a cane and a seeing eye dog.

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FlyingPie 17

You should throw those tissues into a cumpost pile.

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thatonelosergirl 20

You should've, you know, thrown them away. Nothing is wrong with masturbating, but there is lots wrong with poor hygiene dude.

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DividableByZero 11

I wouldn't say your life sucks... or anyone for that matter

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