Pants on fire

Jamie - 04/04/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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MaryJane75 7

you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school

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Fnukk 0

Lying to get a girl is just pathetic.

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Jack_4194 1

If it was a one-night stand, which I'm guessing it was since she didn't remember your name, then who cares if she discoveres it was a lie?

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Tilde_fml 3

Well, you don't say if you're lying or not, so I personally assume that you're working there for the extra money while you pay for college.

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Kitty34_fml 0

While you shouldn't have lied, there was no reason for her to be suspicious. A lot of people work crappy jobs to pay for university.

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jdorp 0

dont lie unless its something theyll never figure out otherwise theyll figure it out and youll be screwed

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foxyouupp 0

should have been like 'you must be talking about my twin'

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emilycat27 0

You do realize that after med school, you have to intern for 2 years before you can be a doctor anyway. Your lie wasn't even apt.

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Squidie64 0

Should'a told her you're working there to pay for rent and food while in fancy medical school.

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