Panic!

Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
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Pink_Turnips 14

you definitely deserved that... you're in a restaurant, have some manners and take your nasty ass to the restroom

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poopface82 23

YDI for trusting a fart and not getting a to-go box.

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Pink_Turnips 14

you definitely deserved that... you're in a restaurant, have some manners and take your nasty ass to the restroom

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poopface82 23

YDI for trusting a fart and not getting a to-go box.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Now I’m imagining someone ******** their pants and finishing their meal because they weren’t mortified enough.

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jlc82 11

imagine how everyone else felt not being able to finish their meals cause they had to smell your nasty ass.

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