Sleep Health PANIC

PANIC

Anonymous - 29/12/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML

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Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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Empi - 29/11/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML

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Yippie - 02/05/2017 22:00 - Spain - Alcalá De Guadaira

Today, when I woke up, I quickly pulled the bed sheet with my right arm to get out of the bed. I failed to notice that a big portion of the sheet was pinned under my body. My arm dislocated and I fainted because of the pain. Great way to start the day. FML

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sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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NickJJ - 16/05/2014 02:34 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up to somebody shaking my shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house, so I assumed my friend was just fooling around. With my head under the pillow, I swung my hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out, my friend left for basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

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Anonymous - 07/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I took a nap on my couch. I woke up three hours later to my neighbor knocking on my door, asking if I was OK because looking from the outside in, they thought I was dead. Guess I sleep like I’ve been hit by a truck. FML

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Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:28

you're lucky your arm didn't fall asleep during the day,or else it'd be up all night.

krivedko 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 13:05

don't be so boring!! this story is much better than all that whiny shit posted by losers and nerds!

michezlawal 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:55

thats not bad. just go to sleep when they finish and ull be well rested.

rosie14 9

Wednesday 30 December 2009 6:21

What does MLIA mean

mtc4ever 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 6:52

made my night

acsims 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:39

I once woke up in a panic to turn off my loud ass alarm but my arm was asleep. so when I rolled over and leaned on it I collapsed and hit my face on the side board of my bed.

Oven_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:40

that's not even close to an FML, that's just funny. it's more of an MLIA.

kubby119_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:43

thats happened to me alot.. nothing out of the ordinary..

lilmisspixie 5

Wednesday 30 December 2009 8:36

Oh wow that has happened to be before. I hate when that happens.

goddamnbrittany 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 9:25

epic fail

chairlee 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 18:59

totally happened to me too...except i knew already that there was someone else in the bed, and when i woke up with an arm i couldn't feel on top of me, i thought it was THEIR arm. I proceeded to fling it back to their side. it didn't get very far. FAIL. LOL