Panic in the streets

Insane Guy - - United States

Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
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chris274 8

Would that even help against a nuclear strike?

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PlaiPie 11

Well, when there is a real nuclear attack, you'll have the practice of diving under desks already mastered. And you'll be laughing at all your co-workers with your superior desking skills

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jeff_757 5

And make sure if the Vogons ever come to destroy the Earth to put in an interstellar bypass that you put a paper bag over your head.

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onorexveritas 23

nuclear attack and your defense is a table...

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gggreen 2

Well the world IS ending tonight, so you're not crazy. (sarcasm)

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SamanthaCassieL 10

I was thinking... I'm pretty sure (correct me if I'm wrong) that a desk isn't going to protect you during a nuclear attack. if I am right, you might as well accept it and move on.. not saying it would be easy or something even I would do, but I'm throwing it out there.

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ManInTheMachine 19

I don't have much respect for somebody who can't be ****** to spell "meant" correctly.

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panda_lou 11

I know how you feel. The sound of the sirens give me the shivers.

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joethebiden 8

Good thinking. Makes it easier to collect your burn-out remains when you're curled up under a desk. On the other hand, we haven't got much people with whom to have a nuclear war lately. At least not one that is worth it.

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seandoc 13

How can a fire department stop a nuke?

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