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Pain like no one has ever seen before

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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Fight! Fight!

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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML

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Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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loller27 6

Friday 24 February 2012 16:04

thats what i call a nutcracker

Swiftly 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Oh my god, I felt that

BloodMonger13 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:46

how does that happen...

zander4310 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 4:21

Goodbye manhood

FRANCO726 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:19

I've been there

Sunshinedestiny 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:25

Pull your pants up dumb ass :/

hateevryone 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:50

i bet that hurted.

Vixen91 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:15

Omg ouch. I'm a female and that still sounds painful.

avclovewsh 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:20

How the hell does that happen? I assume you were not wearing underwear or pants???

sammyjenkins 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:24

OMFG I would rather die then have that happen to me

RomanBeauty 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:58

Pull your damn pants up

Jenchixo 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 8:17

Aaaaaaah DAYUMMM 0___0

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Today, after yesterday was the second anniversary of my mother’s passing, it’s now my son’s first birthday. To top it off, my job just laid everyone off today too. I had the only income in the family. FML

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Today, I was working construction and tried lifting something I knew was too heavy. My back seized up, and I had to lie down on a pile of plywood while my coworkers stood around pretending not to laugh. The foreman filled out the incident report and titled it “ego-related.” I had to read it before signing. FML

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Today, I was at a fancy restaurant with my boss, trying to make a good impression. I ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, only to later realize I'd forgotten my wallet. My boss had to pay for the meal, and I'm wondering if my job in accounting is now on the line. FML

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Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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Today, my wife and I had one of the biggest arguments we've ever had, which resulted in her leaving, going to her parents' house and calling me twice, screaming and sobbing. The argument was over a seven dollar bottle of wine. Apparently, she was "saving it for a special occasion." FML

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Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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