Kids Overreaction

Overreaction

BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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Don't mind me

Moon-chan - - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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Double trouble

idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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BIKES!

cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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The Child Catcher

Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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therevolution 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:12

poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

xSkyful 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

YDI for not making sure

MetalCraze 11

Friday 14 May 2010 20:39

Poor kid he should have called the cops and had you arrested!

DeservedIt 0

Friday 14 May 2010 21:00

Did you know even if it was a thief, he could still have sued you for assault? Because assaulting someone to prevent property theft is not an excuse. That's right, you live in a civilized country where people can't take justice in their own hands nor react in a disproportionate way. Fock off to the third world k-tanx-bi!

Reyo 2

Friday 14 May 2010 23:28

Maybe you should spend less time daydreaming about getting the chance to do that kind of stuff.

ivyshade 0

Friday 14 May 2010 23:36

your an ass

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Friday 14 May 2010 23:58

wow

firstdbzmaker 15

Saturday 15 May 2010 0:36

Wow what a fucktard.

Shinobi_3 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 4:05

Wow, you should trap the kid by going behind him, so if he runs backwards, he runs into your bike, then ask him wtf is he doin, not be an asshole

172pilot 20

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:05

lol

FOAD 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:21

Another thing to think about, if this guy is talking about a motorcycle, he also ruined a most-likely expensive helmet. People don't realize that motorcycle helmets are a 1 time use. If you even drop a motorcycle helmet, you're not supposed to use it anymore because the protective foam is damaged.