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Overdoing it

Anonymous - 05/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has epilepsy. How did I find this out? He started having a seizure after I did a striptease for him. I can’t get my boyfriend aroused now. FML

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GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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AloneAtPerkins - 21/12/2020 23:04

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and it started getting heated. I climbed on top of him and took his shirt off, but I guess my brain had a different idea. I ended up clinging to him for dear life because my brain decided that now was a good time for a seizure. Mood ruined. FML

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Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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Sam - 07/05/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend had one of her seizures during foreplay. She’s fine, but I’m not, she had my penis in her hand and while seizing she squeezed it so hard she ruptured some blood vessels on the inside. I'm now walking bowlegged and on medication to stop me getting erections that might cause more damage. FML

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notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

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Anonymous - 20/10/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML

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anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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Chazzster 29

Friday 6 May 2022 0:43

It almost goes without saying - Boyfriend needs to see a neurologist. Epilepsy is a serious condition, but it can be managed.

QueenSaru 28

Thursday 5 May 2022 23:31

Maybe leave out the strobe lights next time.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 May 2022 23:05

Well, that's one way to get someone to stop embarrassing themselves. Take a pole-dancing class before you perform for the next guy.

QueenSaru 28

Thursday 5 May 2022 23:31

Maybe leave out the strobe lights next time.

Chazzster 29

Friday 6 May 2022 0:43

It almost goes without saying - Boyfriend needs to see a neurologist. Epilepsy is a serious condition, but it can be managed.

wrenavery90 12

Friday 6 May 2022 3:24

Wait. Are you saying he's not gone to the Dr about this? He definitely needs to be seen.

anjo_ 8

Friday 6 May 2022 6:26

Either you are so hot that his brain triggered a massive synapse activity. Or he has a medical issue.

Grumpy Jack 26

Friday 10 June 2022 21:31

Apparently, he does have a medical condition called epilepsy.

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