Overdoing it

Anonymous - 06/03/2021 17:01 - United States - Little River

Today, two months after beginning a steamy text exchange with the man I’ve been in love with for 13 years, he told me that now when he thinks of me he feels "warm and fuzzy." In a panic, I responded sarcastically, “Primarily in the dick, right?” That shut everything down real quick. FML
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rainbowdonnareed 18

In 13 years and two months thats what you came up with?

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RichardPencil 30

Your only hope is that he has a fuzzy dick.

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RichardPencil 30

Your only hope is that he has a fuzzy dick.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

In 13 years and two months thats what you came up with?

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eellik 11

Call me uncouth if you want, but I think that's funny.

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tounces7 27

THAT shut things down? Is he asexual or something? Unless he has zero attraction to you, that wouldn't shut things down with any biologically normal human male.

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Ali Nayeri 4

well it seems like a jokey way to describe it, he was probably turned off for a bit but if she explained she was just really nervous I'm sure they'd keep it going

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pjsr 32

if that shut things down, your idea of ‘steamy text exchange’ must be a lot different than mine

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