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dgordo3 - 09/02/2009 01:01 - United States

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
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sensual_kidney 0

keep your hand in your pocket. If you get a boner, you can hold it down discretely. Works every time *thumbs up*

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TC_fml 0

What's that old saying? Oh, if you got it... flaunt it! If I was her, I'd take that as a huge compliment and be absolutely flattered. Now if you started a shadow puppet show.... LOL teasing.

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decidedlyvague 11

What's wrong with a guy getting an erection when he's thinking about kissing a girl? It happens to me all the time regardless of whether I'm in their company or not, and I get a decent amount of action.

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cece_miless 8

Wow. You get hard from thinking about kissing her.

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xoemilyox22 11

An erection from kissing? Damn boy, you need to get laid!

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Rockgor 6

Aside from the main point (or pointer), never walk behind or in front of a vehicle that has someone in the driver seat. I told that to my teenage son. Not too much later he walked between parked cars, one moved, and he went to the emergency room.

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jubejube239 24

Forgive me if I'm reading this wrong, but the FML never said anything about it being a date...how I read it was simply OP going to the movies with a girl

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ProgMetalMan 8

Why are there so many YDI votes? It's not like erections are voluntary in the slightest.

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the_aspect 28

all too funny to describe. I would said can we get busy instead of leaving me out in the open with an erection.

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