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daddyrobyn - 17/04/2017 04:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I met an important figure in my line of work who also happens to know my dad, Alan. Upon meeting said person, I let my social anxiety get the best of me and I greeted him by saying, "Hi! I'm your Alan!" FML
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Druu 53

"Wow, my own personal Alan?! I've never had one of those before!"

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EmperorPalpatine 19

Oh, you never had your own personal Alan? You realize that they sell a six pack of Alans at Walmart for $15.99. Unless you're really strapped for cash, then you can get the six pack of Carls for $8.50.

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you're good at loosening and tightening hex-head bolts!

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AwkwardLifeOfALesbianGamer 5

Almost everyone has been there at some point, OP! We tend to mess up more when nervous! <3

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Druu 53

"Wow, my own personal Alan?! I've never had one of those before!"

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EmperorPalpatine 19

Oh, you never had your own personal Alan? You realize that they sell a six pack of Alans at Walmart for $15.99. Unless you're really strapped for cash, then you can get the six pack of Carls for $8.50.

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wickedgetz 30

wow the important figure must be overjoyed to have his own Alan. dnt feel bad OP almost everyone gets tongue tied.

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Tarlachia 33

Is it me, or does anyone else think of Alan from "The Hangover"?

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Colon_Man 17

I get tongue tied all the time because my brain is three words ahead of my mouth. My usual "save" is to follow up with "I love lamp!"

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JMcool 18

Hopefully the person has a sense of humor about it (I'm sure it was pretty funny).

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Sharon W 1

Pretty sure we've all been there at some point. All you can do is laugh and make fun of yourself.

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