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Airplane crap - - United States - Leavenworth

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML
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goldenscorpion_fml 15

No one 'decides' to get diarrhea.

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leaper66 12

F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."

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mister_icicle 17

Pro tip: The little placard that says "lavatory" on an airplane bathroom door is actually a hidden lever to unlock the door from the outside. The door lock is just an illusion of privacy.

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charliewhippet 9

You deserved it for whining about your own selfish needs when someone else got ill.

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telli164 30

F their life. Imagine being known as the guy who delayed the flight, cause he had the screaming *****...

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lholifield23 12

It's not their fault. Stop acting like an asshole

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Fishin_for_Coins 7

When it's time to go,you have to go. Diarrhea is not patient...it waits for no one and it will strike if you don't hurry.

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howbout_thisone 13

It's fml for them not you. Diarrhea isn't something you can hold in or plan for. Have a little compassion.

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mi858814 2

Well, look on the bright side! They made it to the bathroom!

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demonfacee 14

I don't see what diarrhea has to do with safety.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

All passengers have to be in their seats with their seat belts on during take off, and toilets obviously don't have seatbelts.

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Sigilwen 24

I doubt anyone ever thinks that any time is a great time to get diarhea.

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