Old flame

By Anonymous - 08/03/2026 09:00

Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
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FluffythePink 23

Hormones are crazy AF. She will get over it. Plenty of love, reassurance, all the foods she's craving and don't forget to rub her feet.

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Nico Noppe 10

"I know that last name... Any chance you're married to [name]? I went to prom with him." I mean, it's obvious the woman told her?

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FluffythePink 23

Hormones are crazy AF. She will get over it. Plenty of love, reassurance, all the foods she's craving and don't forget to rub her feet.

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stickyface 16

Um, how did she find out? How did *you* find out? That's a pretty random thing for your wife to twig to without your help. Need more info but you might YDI here with a big helping of FHL for your wife.

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Nico Noppe 10

"I know that last name... Any chance you're married to [name]? I went to prom with him." I mean, it's obvious the woman told her?

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