Intimacy Oh no

Oh no

Dannylover - 17/02/2009 20:53 - Netherlands

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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Wasted moment

Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML

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Enticing

Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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Drinking is bad for you, most of the time

Lennie Mcfish - 09/04/2020 14:00

Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while drunk, but since she was under the influence, I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML

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bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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How about no?

pocketrocket90 - 08/08/2014 06:05 - Australia - Capalaba

Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her." The conversation ended with me getting hung up on, because I "don't have a heart." FML

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nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML

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Douche

YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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hurr 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:20

I'm just guessing that he was kidding -- no man is stupid enough to say that BEFORE he gets laid, drunk or not.

emilypancakes 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:21

you better not have slept with him after that.

jsmith1199 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:56

why should we care? you're disgusting for ******* random people, and you probably have to sleep with random people to gain self esteem because you're a disgusting *****. Which is probably why he wouldnt have sex with you unless he was drunk.

tk1235 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 4:49

lmfao

Cian_1 28

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:03

Wow, you're so up your own arse.

kile88 2

Friday 30 October 2009 3:54

ydi for being a slurry

ghost010 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:37

to alcohol! helping fat chicks get laid for a fifty years.

iownyou777 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 2:18

my thoughts exactly

sovietkiwi 0

Monday 15 August 2011 19:31

I bet she didn't though

sovietkiwi 0

Monday 15 August 2011 19:31

I bet she didn't though

littlebluepill 1

Monday 28 May 2012 14:44

Ydi for saying panties

sammyjo06 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 3:48

So did you guys continue?

Stryker_13 19

Saturday 8 November 2014 10:51

Please tell me you didn't sleep with the drunk womanizer! That's the time where you get up and leave...unless you haven't got any in a while..but even then no!