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momma6126 - - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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Home to roost

Anonymous - 10/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML

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anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

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Escaping

Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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Thursday 25 August 2011 11:58

You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond

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Thursday 25 August 2011 12:03

cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.

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Friday 26 August 2011 4:34

Get a long distance restraining order against her so she can't get the house.

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Friday 26 August 2011 5:36

Buy it before she does!!!!!

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Friday 26 August 2011 8:08

Time for the bed intruder to make a sudden appearance. Obviously there's a rapist in Pennsylvania

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Friday 26 August 2011 11:52

I moderated this :)

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Friday 26 August 2011 14:32

I feel sooo sorry for you, man!

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Friday 26 August 2011 18:20

You totally stole this off Monster- in - Law !

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Friday 26 August 2011 19:15

MOVE!!!

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Saturday 27 August 2011 3:31

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Saturday 27 August 2011 7:54

Stop her from moving in. You know what to do, you're going to have to buy the house before her. The only thing that matters is if it's in YOUR "price range." Well anyway, FYL! I've heard that having a mother-in-law sucks.

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Sunday 28 August 2011 7:14

Lol. Put offer on house on condition of yours selling in 30 days, then aak for 30-50 higher on your own. Won't sell and u can back out wahooooo

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Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

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