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Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Thanks for the memories

thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML

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MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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Family snapshot

Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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Anonymous - 30/04/2022 16:00

Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML

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Take Me With You - 29/11/2025 09:00

Today, I found my sister online after over a year of no contact. Our other sister framed her, getting our parents to kick out and disown her. Her childhood sweetheart and his mom took her in, and is now living a life of luxury with them abroad, while we live off government checks, which BARELY cover bare basics. FML

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Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:16

Wow your sisters horrible. Sorry OP for going through that

Grand_Cookie 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:19

She's a home wrecking ***** and your husband is a piece of shit too. I'm sorry to hear this. She seems pretty dead set on ruining your life.

kernelkat 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:16

Wow that takes the cake! Top 5 worst FMLs I've ever heard.

SleepWalken 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:18

Douche Chillllll...

ZodiacalComa7 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:18

Is this the only way she can meet men?

LaLince 40

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:22

Your sister's a bitch

Ownord_fml 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:33

Your sister is an evil *****, but you also seem to have a knack for finding faithfull boyfriend/husband !

markuskind 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:35

I'm so sorry!

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:47

Get a divorce and leave town, make sure to not let your sister know where you're going. **** all of them! You deserve better!

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:56

Jerry! Jerry! Seriously, your sister is a ****-faced twat waffle who deserves to rot in Hell along with all of your boyfriends that she's ******. I have a relative who used to sleep with all of my men til I wised up and moved on with my life. **** 'em all.