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Anonymous - 16/10/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML

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anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML

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No beer for you

PerfectVision - - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

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Go away

xharuki - 29/08/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before our closing time at 2 a.m. and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML

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Pervy perv walks

Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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Kid!

DrunkParents - - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

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ShakenNotStirred - 11/11/2013 08:18 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML

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Charming

iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:07

Keep an eye out for the guy outside your work, he might be waiting for you. And maybe look into getting another job if that's how your supervisors treat people. Either way, good luck!

llama612 27

Tuesday 16 October 2012 12:19

Sounds like your managers are just asking to get sued or fired. They deliberately put you in harms way, it is obvious this guy had problems he could be seriously dangerous yet because they wanted a few chuckles they stood back and watched. The guy should have been thrown out of the store straight away and the police should have been called. I feel for ya OP. You should put in a complaint to their bosses I'm sure they would love to hear how your managers let a drunken homeless chase you around the store screaming, not only did it put you at risk but it would have cost the business customers because who's going to go into a store with a drunken lunatic in it.

alfred07 18

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:36

You should definitely put in a complaint

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:37

that's really unprofessional of them. I'd report it. you really could potentially get hurt. they should have taken that into consideration.

narasjbhs 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:43

Set a drunk one-eyed homeless man on them. Let's see how they like it. Tit for tat.

Shadowvoid 33

Tuesday 16 October 2012 13:59

Well now you can fulfill your lifelong dream of performing the "one eye wonder"

Rodders_SOTC 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 14:14

Will be a funny story to tell the grandkids.

lajaynay 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 14:19

Definitely not funny. I had a similar situation and the guy started following me home and around town. Had to get the police involved and have him arrested at my work one night. Scary shit.

holdenthemonkey 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 14:39

Your managers and coworkers are absolutely correct for not kicking him out. That was a pirate, and poor excuse for one. Just for the record, pirate's don't need to ask your permission to make sexual advances, you wench!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 16 October 2012 14:43

I've had to deal with many homeless guys coming into my job and their behaviors are very unpredictable. It's the manager's duty to make sure that their employees feel safe. Failure on his part.