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bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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SFra - 24/10/2012 01:19 - United States

Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML

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dinosaurboy - 06/02/2010 20:01 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML

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NotRossFromFriends - 19/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a giant inflatable dinosaur. I got stuck in the elevator and had to be deflated to get out. FML

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Anonymous - - United States - Pulaski

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

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What is it, sweetie?

WTF - 16/01/2013 07:52

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

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douglas - 17/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I surprised my four year-old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it "Horny". FML

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Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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shorty4 - 13/07/2012 14:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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queenmeme - 08/10/2014 06:02 - United States - Redlands

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

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hotdogcore 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:37

Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.

ididntdoit1980 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:38

Times like this you pray that you're adopted and not born from her genes.

canonite 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 14:12

Sounds like something my mom would say . In utter sarcasm... But she'd still say it lol

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 14:31

One of these days Alice, one of these days, I'm going to take you to see live dinosaurs!

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 14:45

Dumb Ass.

LemonLolly 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 14:48

Wow..... how stupid...

Random951 12

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:10

What are you talking about? Dinosaurs are real. I have one in my backyard as a pet.

crywf312 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:33

oh no the real ones are kept in the basement. wait till after they close the exhibit and they come to life

hrubi4x4 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 15:51

I'm an idiots! Yall crack me up

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:23

Ummm does she not realize that dinosaurs don't exist anymore?

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 5:28

No crap that's why this is on here genius

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:56

You're from Slovenia! I love that country!:D

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:45

Next time, you should bring her to Jurassic Parc.

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