Intimacy Noise complaint

Noise complaint

scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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My ears!

PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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Lock your doors

Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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Confusing family

confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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Thin walls

xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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Nooooooo!

ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 13:26

Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"

heymcfly53 0

Monday 27 July 2009 12:24

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME! I feel your pain.

fallout125 2

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:41

nothings worse than hearing your parents doin the nasty

prayforanescape 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:19

horrible o_O

MissCuteStack 12

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:17

how hot is ya mom and I would have just went to the room beside the scene and started video taping the noise or sneaking in and watching

alilmonster 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:46

Headphones. Get some

samisaunicorn 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:23

I feel you! Happened to me before. Worst moment of my life.

EzraTheCatHerder 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 19:40

Not an fml. My parents did it with me in the room when I was 17. That sucked.

FML12197 0

Thursday 9 August 2012 13:51

Explain that when you are gone for the night they should plan "happy time" worked perfectly for me.

Mabonga 12

Monday 25 November 2013 9:17

lets hope this never happens to your kids

loveabbierose 7

Thursday 15 May 2014 7:50

people complaining that it's not an fml or that they should deal with it, that's not the point. parents don't want to hear their children having sex, it's the same in the opposite situation. regardless of who you are, it's awkward having to hear people have sex, especially family. its uncomfortable! FYL, OP.