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Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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Friday 10 August 2012 15:59

Forget the comment about losing the weight, that was just mean, however you might want to make sure next time that you aren't giving your neighbors a show via your windows.

Wambachuki 5

Friday 10 August 2012 16:04

Sex burns fat; problem solved?

kvalbby 1

Friday 10 August 2012 20:41

Shit happens

puppyzombie 5

Friday 10 August 2012 20:42

If someone left me a note like that in my door I'd open my curtains wider next time I was having sex and eat a sandwich. Give them a real show to watch.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 10 August 2012 21:17

I've seen my neighbors ******* before. I couldn't help but stare for a minute or two. It got boring though.

alex0213 5

Friday 10 August 2012 21:57

Wht an idiot!

brutaltruth 3

Friday 10 August 2012 22:18

That guy who write the note sounds like a funny guy, you might want to friend him. P. S. you should take his advise about the 30 pounds.

anarchistpunk 3

Friday 10 August 2012 22:40

Who cares what the asshole said. You have a boyfriend and he wants to have sex with you. That's good right?

Jasonf6 0

Friday 10 August 2012 22:58

Rofl. Do both please.

YOFO 0

Friday 10 August 2012 23:15

Creepy neighbor! Dont worry about yor weight! As long as u think yor beautiful thats what rlly matters! And if yor boyfriend had sex with u then u must be hot! Dont worry about yor weight!!!! Worry about yor neighbor!!! P.S. be sure 2 shut any curtains and/or windows and u should b good 2 go!