No uncertain terms

Andreww - 30/03/2025 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got broken up with yet again by my on-and-off ex-girlfriend. I had ended things with an amazing girl I was seeing just to go back to my ex. She'd made it clear that if things went wrong with my ex, I wasn't allowed to pursue her again. I tried to hit her up again anyway, but she told me to “take a short walk off a pier.” FML
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poopface82 23

Did you think she didn’t mean it or something? Read the room.

GoogieWithers 23

Stop making the same mistake!

When you break up with someone it's for a reason. Going back to them over and over again is just flogging a dead horse. Stop it.

GoogieWithers 23

Stop making the same mistake!

poopface82 23

Did you think she didn’t mean it or something? Read the room.

It's actually "take a long walk off a short pier" but she still doesn't want you back. Dipshit.

One thing I promised myself long ago was not to keep making the same mistake. If I'm going to make mistakes, I want them to be new mistakes.

Like a glove! Wait... wrong catchphrase. Loo-hoo-se-er.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. You, my friend, are the definition of insane.