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anonymous - 06/09/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

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Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

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Dating hell

Anonymous - 28/03/2022 14:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML

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ughreally - 20/09/2013 00:20 - United States - Sartell

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML

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Bat out of hell

goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Anonymous - 25/08/2015 18:31 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

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Dealbreaker

Nico - 26/05/2021 14:01

Today, after going on a date with my girlfriend, we ended up having sex at her flat. When she took off her panties, I took a glance and saw poop stains on them. It turned me off. FML

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Clairebear - 07/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML

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anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper, we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset, so I politely asked where the bathroom was so I could "powder my nose;" After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

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No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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Monday 6 September 2010 16:03

It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.

gabbii2596 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:02

that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!

christen2010 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:24

but, then again, what was he doing with his pants down to start with?

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:34

your nit a pedophile are you?? o_O

lexahlovesyou 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:35

You deserve it for going on a date with someone you met on facebook.

surfergreeneyes 0

Monday 6 September 2010 18:24

65 i kno a lexah :) and u r pretty hott ;P

gunner83 1

Monday 6 September 2010 17:45

I'm dirty! change me!

biagginoUSA 5

Monday 6 September 2010 17:46

hahahah FYL I could be worse he could have pulled hi pants down n be Like sry but I shit my self lmao

haistavittu 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:52

Your life is so hard, OP. You didn't get any, even on this blind date. No matter that this guy probably HAS to wear diapers and then gets subjected to slags like you. Clearly you're the one with the raw deal.