Sports and Health: No excuses

No excuses

By Ouch - 28/02/2015 02:25 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 28 February 2015 14:40

Protest and raise a racquet until she relents.

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Saturday 28 February 2015 14:48

What exactly does she expect you to do when you're there...?

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TallMist 32

Friday 24 April 2015 2:26

That's a really bad mother. You should be in bed recovering, not sitting sidelines at a tennis lesson.

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