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No escape

natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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Nice try

groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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Rough night, huh?

Anonymous - 12/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML

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FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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PhantomMask 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:55

Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?

MistAtMarseilles 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time

someone1414 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:40

that sucks, i would of just hid somewhere or something.

alex_vik 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:41

That's what you get for having an illegal party.

My_Little_Pony 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:44

You can't jump out of a 2 story window without breaking your leg? You fail.

Drummer389000 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:51

I have to say when you're drunk it's probably really hard and when you're not it's still not the easiest/funniest thing to do.

nirvanafreak 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:45

im gonna call that as a bluff or overexaggeration.

niknik_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:46

ahahah. epic fail, but i would have done the exact same thing.

lpaul49 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:51

******* owned

WIDRR 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:57

LOL well thats to bad man, at least you have that hilarious story now. And #23 uh its a ******* two story window... thats a decent height especially if your drunk and scared shitless about getting caught by the cops, most people would be ina rush and would probably also get hurt

liljon3 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:59

you didn't even have to hide. cops don't do anyhtin when they poop a party. they just tell everyone to go home. even the host of hte party doens't get in any trouble