Cats, Neighbours Animals Nice try, Janet - FML

Nice try, Janet

Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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Nekro_Kat - - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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shidaddle 11

Monday 7 April 2014 1:30

Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?

Liyuesigs 8

Monday 7 April 2014 1:34

"The cat is my witness."

yeongji 31

Monday 7 April 2014 4:48

I would set up a camera pointing towards your backyard. Problem solved :)

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 7 April 2014 4:49

Your neighbor is an idiot.

Moobacca 2

Monday 7 April 2014 5:11

put up security cameras on the outside of your house so she can't pull anything

DeeDeeJay 15

Monday 7 April 2014 5:26

Why didn't you stop the neighbor from doing it? What did she even hope to accomplish by doing it?

howdoilogin 9

Monday 7 April 2014 5:50

Why do I get the feeling OP is making this up to receive sympathy for actually attempting to steal a cat?

littlepoose 8

Monday 7 April 2014 6:14

right, because OP had motivations to randomly steal a cat. /ssssssssssss

Major_General 10

Monday 7 April 2014 6:35

Why didn't you release the cat?

da_best_eva 9

Monday 7 April 2014 7:21

And when did you get the time to post this?

DarthBangye 15

Monday 7 April 2014 7:42

your fingerprints aren't on the cage

Sagan928 7

Monday 7 April 2014 7:44

I'd of insisted the police return your cage. If they are going to blame you, why not get a cage out of it? LOL See her reaction to that.

TheMystery13 13

Monday 7 April 2014 8:10

That's why you need a camera.

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