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peachykeen - 15/02/2016 01:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML

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scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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:| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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Vanilla Ice

NotInterested - 23/08/2013 06:23 - United States

Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

scarredforlife - 12/02/2016 09:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

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NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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Consider the offer

Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

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Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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Free hugs

Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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Talis99 26

Monday 15 February 2016 12:18

More than I got.

whatarethisss 23

Monday 15 February 2016 12:19

I guess he was trying to get some action on Valentine's Day too.

Talis99 26

Monday 15 February 2016 12:18

More than I got.

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 15 February 2016 12:42

Length or girth

Dale_shackleford 13

Monday 15 February 2016 15:45

Maybe he meant the homeless guy was more charming than him and therefore gets more sex.

coops456 14

Monday 15 February 2016 16:10

I think you read this wrong too #20

Mahtari 19

Monday 15 February 2016 16:28

Same

Cadillac_kid_15 27

Monday 15 February 2016 12:18

Brain bleach

Ms_ValS 27

Tuesday 16 February 2016 2:18

What more were you expecting from him? Come on he's homeless for God's sake. He did what he could OP.

tintarroja 31

Monday 15 February 2016 12:19

Better than nothing!

whatarethisss 23

Monday 15 February 2016 12:19

I guess he was trying to get some action on Valentine's Day too.

JZY1989 23

Monday 15 February 2016 12:27

well at least it was something.

A07 48

Monday 15 February 2016 12:30

sound like a great end to valentines day

fsomelife 26

Monday 15 February 2016 12:32

A master of suspense!!

fsomelife 26

Monday 15 February 2016 12:35

Ah, dammit, you edited your comment

A07 48

Monday 15 February 2016 12:36

So next year it'll be two homeless guys?

pandemonium307 10

Monday 15 February 2016 12:37

You sad because his was bigger?

snarkytruth 37

Monday 15 February 2016 12:39

At least he didn't accidentally hit you with some Valentine souvenir as you walked past to remember him by.

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 15 February 2016 12:40

How romantic

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