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Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
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danielleeycakes 3

yes, why don't you educate us, justin bieber?

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Phustercluck 11

This garbage about hygiene, uncircumcised is only unhygienic if you're unhygienic.

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Mauskau 35

I fully agree, I prefer guys who are circumcised, it just looks a lot better IMO.

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lizzylizzy 3

Help me out here please... but in the world of Englishmen I believe it is much more common to have a full head of skin. It doesn't appear to be a bad thing, I have never come across any bad smells or cheese infestations. Yey for foreskin. In other news, this chap should have had a wank years before he went within a meter of any female, poor lass...

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creedaddict 9

ewwww I'm sorry but uncircumcised penises is gross

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boopityboppity 11

Oh, so this is where pendatik's share of stupidity went.

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princesssandy 0

you are 7. what would you know, you have no business contributing to this convo.

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MuchDance90s 0

it seems ironic that you would be grossed out by extra skin, no?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

113 - I doubt they're grossed out by the extra skin itself. Rather, they find the look unappealing, and for some reason, assume every uncircumcised guy is unhygienic. Most guys with a foreskin are hygienic. I have personally come across a few who weren't...

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tippytoe_shhh 0

I am American and I prefer uncircumcised((; Or it could've just been the bad experience I had with a circumcised penis.. O.o Idk.. FML((:

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thehelp14 0

fagget u have no fucke friend u **** **** u

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mimibabyboo24 0

Ok do some research idiot before you start typing, getting circumcised reduces the risk of certain penile cancers and infections. It is also a choice I for one prefer a male who is circumcised but as long as the clean it properly it doesn't matter. He should have been pulling his skin back before now.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Ayame, I agree. I know people are getting butt-hurt over a woman's preference, but tough shit. I don't get butt-hurt because there are guys out there who prefer giant ****. Men, get over it, and find someone who appreciates an uncut wang.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Why are they modding comments so hard? I did not say anything graphic or ruder than what is showing?

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Sirin_fml 46

It helps when you post your comments to other people as replies to the theirs. It makes more sense, doesn't confuse people, and makes you look sane :-)

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