Miscellaneous Never say easy

Never say easy

Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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Breakfast of champions

Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML

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Make it stop

Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

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zuzu - 01/05/2019 14:00

Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML

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im_a_mocker - 28/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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nickorion12 - 28/06/2016 14:21 - United States - Shawnee

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML

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Breakfast time!

shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

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anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

oh no! you're life sucks cuz you can't make a pancake.

iHavetoPiss 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

YDI for being a show off.

L10N 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:29

awww that sucks

easylazy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:45

WOWOW maybe you should sign up for a pancake making class?...

raNDMGUy 5

Friday 26 June 2009 5:42

yeah i wouldnt become a chef if i were you

xstaticdelta 6

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:04

Why do assholes like you abuse the reply button

that1bowler300 1

Friday 19 February 2010 8:33

dumb ****

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:40

It blows my mind that it took you 15 tries before you gave up...

BAbyR 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:30

i guess your not that good.

plexico 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:31

IHOP is for incompetent assholes like you! Leave the hard jobs to the pros, you stupid ****.

realggirl 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:59

wow, that's really mean

elementme 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:30

Your unnecessary, did you not read this before you commented, "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful."

plexico 3

Friday 26 June 2009 3:25

Have you seen anyone take that guideline seriously? This place would be awfully boring if they did.

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Monday 23 May 2011 1:07

you're*

themoonglows 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:31

... I don't get what's so funny... you're just a horrible cook not fyl

L0veh8te 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

You suck at life

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

oh no! you're life sucks cuz you can't make a pancake.

easylazy 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:44

Yea this is definitely not an FML It would only be funny if the pancake lit on fire and fell down your pants or something and gave you a third degree burn on your crotch or permanently burned off your pubes But otherwise, this is no biggie