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    Lewis - 13/12/2018 17:58 - France - Paris

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    Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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    Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
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    Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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    Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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    Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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    Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
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    Today, after discovering my grown-up kids have sent poop pictures to each other since they were teenagers, I had an epic poop that looked like a question mark. So I finally lowered myself to their level and sent a picture of it to them. It got sent to my boss by accident. FML
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