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Peekaman - 15/08/2010 22:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML

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bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Jim - 31/08/2025 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML

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Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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comfylap - 28/05/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML

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DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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SpencerDee 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:23

Wow. Just wow.

RecklessJellyBea 7

Monday 16 August 2010 1:24

I'm just gonna assume you were high on something..

hadley23 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:09

well at least you weren't dreaming about a naked man.

chubz4life20 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:27

get on the opposite train and go back 17 stops! no biggie.

theAnimalsPain 10

Monday 16 August 2010 7:28

well thats just, ummm....sadd?

xxnike1134xx 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:30

use your halucinations!!!

mcrepas 19

Monday 16 August 2010 7:32

Good dream at least!

oldenuff2party 3

Monday 16 August 2010 8:10

that sucks

FeedtheBrood 0

Monday 16 August 2010 8:23

that's actually kind of amazing.

hahaiseeyou 0

Monday 16 August 2010 8:32

wow

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Monday 16 August 2010 9:08

oh well...

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 16 August 2010 9:45

YDI for falling asleep on public transportation. YDI for sleeping anywhere, anytime, at all. SLEEPING IST VERBOTEN. YDI for being a clutz and banging your head. YDI for having a head.