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hatemyboss - - United States - Alameda

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

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bosslady - 30/06/2015 09:57 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

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The buck stops here

Anonymous - 07/01/2024 23:00

Today, my boss showed me how he wants his office redecorating. We have employees on minimum wage and yet he wants a private bathroom, large screen TV, sofa and PlayStation, and a decorative suit of armour, all in an office that’s already bigger than my one bedroom flat. FML

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Fmyoffice - 27/11/2009 19:51 - United Kingdom

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

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It's usually the opposite

Anonymous - 14/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

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helpme - 04/12/2013 04:05 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

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Pros and cons

Anonymous - 06/02/2023 06:00

Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML

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not paid enough - 01/06/2014 21:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got written up for asking my coworker a question that I should have asked my boss to ask my coworker. Yay bureaucracy. FML

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Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

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Management 101

Anonymous - 14/11/2020 14:08 - United States

Today, I once again got less than 20 hours of work for the entire week. My boss's solution? Double the staff. FML

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Stars of CCTV

Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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whoaaahorsie 7

Friday 13 April 2012 8:43

._. what an asshole.

jumpshot32 11

Friday 13 April 2012 8:48

Better not ask for a raise!

icallbullshit 3

Friday 13 April 2012 10:53

Are you sure that she or he can do that?

heyred 11

Friday 13 April 2012 11:10

Next thing you know, they'll try to take your red Swingline, Milton.

Michael_92 20

Friday 13 April 2012 12:51

Now thats just scary. I watched that movie maybe 4 hours ago!

Doxy 22

Friday 13 April 2012 13:06

Well then 38 is obviously stalking you.

iloveursister 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:37

just shit on his desk that'll teach him

pdp_fml 21

Friday 13 April 2012 11:44

You deserve it OP. You should never have complained in the first place. Be happy that you have a job.

HayleyNicole94 0

Friday 13 April 2012 11:54

Welcome to THE OFFICE

PYLrulz 17

Friday 13 April 2012 12:15

I feel sorry for ya Dilbert

cn90000 1

Friday 13 April 2012 13:58

cause u r not important 4 ur boss.

Doxy 22

Friday 13 April 2012 14:23

Just like grammar and language isn't important to you.

bfyc61y 5

Friday 13 April 2012 14:38

That's what you get for not using the proper cover sheet on your TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo? I'm gonna ask you to come in Saturday to take care of that...,,, yeh.

geod69 8

Friday 13 April 2012 16:01

Budget cuts

retyi43 14

Friday 13 April 2012 16:15

I'm going to.. to burn the place down

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Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

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Today, at work, I broke the drinks machine for the third time. The first two times I broke the key, this time I switched it off and couldn't turn it back on after my manager warned me not to mess with it AFTER I had switched it off. The best part? The key is still broken from last time. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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Today, I finally convinced my shy new cat to come out from under the bed and hang out with me on the couch. I felt like a true cat whisperer until, in the middle of petting her, she jumped up, knocked over my mug, and spilled hot cocoa all over my book. She then looked at me as if I was the one who messed up. FML

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