Morris was here

By ceetee - 31/01/2026 18:00 - Australia

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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aguin8 0

what has the world come to

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thewife5 19

I bet you wish he stole your car, it's much easier to find a stolen car than a stolen stereo. FYL.. sorry your mom fell for that:/

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Ugi 26

"I'm your daughter's boyfriend Morris - I'm just popping up to her room for a while ..." Your mother should be more careful.

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MangoRico1 1

sorry the bank is closed, I will be collecting all deposits in this brown bag. thank you have a nice day.

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sematariux 7

that's ******* LOW! I'd beat my moms ass for being so naive

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LaughinStock 16

I don't think kicking your mom's ass would be the best solution, making her pay it back yes

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thewife5 19

I kinda think maybe you needed your ass beat more as a kid to talk like that at the age of 21.

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DavLynn 4

that'd be pretty low if you "beat your moms ass" don't you think?

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PrimeStarscream 30

Sorry, but your mom is stupid.

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tinamari3 0

your moms pretty much a dumbass

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kyndersmommy10 0

report it stolen? ever think of that?

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Friaza 29

How would you know if he did or not! don't get sassy with the OP >:(

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kyndersmommy10 0

good lord exxccuuusseee me!

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goshpeople 4

Instead, you'll feel and hear what Morris (or whoever ends up with the sound system) blasts in his car. And you might hate their musical preferences even more than the OP's.

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