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Mistakes were made

Lewis - 04/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris

He told you...

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Phillycheeze 20

Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:40

Hopefully he can't reproduce...

peithecelt 28

Tuesday 4 December 2018 1:57

hopefully he survived!

Phillycheeze 20

Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:40

Hopefully he can't reproduce...

peithecelt 28

Tuesday 4 December 2018 1:57

hopefully he survived!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 4 December 2018 8:14

Hopefully he can pay if he has caused any damage.

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Today, I found my little brother breathing heavily and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me intensely and said "Breathing in all the oxygen so you can't have any and die." 5ML

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Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML

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Today, health insurance is supposed to take care of your health. Or that’s what I thought. Mine is currently pushing me towards suicide, by repeatedly asking for money I don’t have, for an insurance I don’t want, because they don’t pay for anything that actually helps me. FML

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Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML

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Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

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