Miracles

smyp - - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
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allykaymorris 24

Another monster-in-law... When will they learn that just being nice makes everything better? Merry Christmas OP, I hope things only get better!

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CSU_Dynasty 8

Been there. Lives that.

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tatertotx3 16

well tell her no one likes a Scrooge during the holidays anyways.

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Tripartita 44

Ha. Ha. That is some sophisticated, mean-spirited humor. It's, like, a whole level above saying something nice and then adding "…NOT!" to the end.

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TripleATeam 13

Be nice and proper the entire time, then let her opinion be unpopular! She might even feel guilty afterwards.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tell her it's not too late for a Christmas miracle. Her heart could still grow three sizes that day.

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ko051598 20

You should say " good-looking in thjs house didn't exist tell I came here" she sounds like a bitch

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photographer49 22

#16 And if OP said that he'd sound like a douche

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soulreaper12296 28

To bad that would also imply that OP is saying his wife isn't good looking. Which definitely wouldn't go over well.

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EvilLittleMan 23

And that Halloween ended two months ago.

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jenjen53 7

Sorry to hear that OP. Sometimes it takes time for the in laws to get it.

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wow2mylife 25

my family thinks the opposite that my uncle didn't show up to ours Christmas party if that makes you feel better

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VikingLynne 18

The true Christmas miracle, were the fact that her cheek seemingly went un-slapped. Violence is never the solution, but such a comment only surfaces when someone wants their cheeks warmed.

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