Memory loss

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Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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adelaide_evening 0

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

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Jaxro 6

Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

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theFullmonty1394 4

balloon animals, a sqweaky office chair, and a snack. problem solved.

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What_Willis_is_t 1

Just be glad there wasn't also a blow-up doll.

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SpazzyJazzy325 0

Ahh Targhetto. The rich cousin of Wal-Mart and the only successful grandchild of K-Mart. Probably cause it doesn't have a hyphen in it's name.... hmmmm

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Was the shirt related to sex as well?

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shelby0123 0

well if u r atleast 18 it isn't any of her business. if u r under 18 well.....just run

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neongurl98 10

how old are you and why were you purchasing those items??

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